Happy Valentines Day 2024: 15 funny memes and messages about Valentines Day that will make you laugh out loud.
"Chances are, you're in love if you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers." (Miles Davis)
"I tied my partner up on Valentine's Day to make it extra romantic. And I watched everything I wanted on TV for three hours straight. (Tracey Smith)
Valentine's Day serves as a reminder for many married guys of how bad of a shot Cupid actually is. (Anonymous )
"The flame of love. However, you can never be sure if it will burn down your house or just warm your hearth."(Jo Crawford)
"Love thy neighbor—it will be simpler if he happens to be tall, debonair, and devastating." (Mal West)
"Withholding the truth, even when you have the perfect opportunity to offend someone, is what real love amounts to." (David Sedaris)
"Can officially certify that these days, the route to a man's heart is not through beauty, food, sex, or enticing character, but just the ability to seem not very interested in him," (Bridget Jones's Diary)
"I tied my partner up on Valentine's Day to make it extra romantic. And I watched everything I wanted on TV for three hours straight. (Tracey Smith)
Ladies, you may wed the man of your dreams, but fourteen years later you're wed to a burping couch. (Rosalind Barr )
"You have two options as a male in a relationship: You can be right or you can be happy." (Ralphie May.)
Which would you rather have: fear or love? Easy, both, I guess. People should be terrified of how much they love me. (The Office's Michael Scott)
"Food, drink, and compliments are the only three necessities for women in life."( Christopher Rock )
"You may spend a lot of money on love, but you can't purchase it." (Henny Youngman)
"You have two options as a male in a relationship: You can be right or you can be happy." (Ralphie May.)
Which would you rather have: fear or love? Easy, both, I guess. People should be terrified of how much they love me. (The Office's Michael Scott)
"Food, drink, and compliments are the only three necessities for women in life."( Christopher Rock )
"You may spend a lot of money on love, but you can't purchase it." (Henny Youngman)
"Please get married. You'll be content if you find a good woman. A lousy one will turn you into a philosopher." (Socrates)
Please reword the question if love is the answer. (Lily Tomlin)
Remember, even though you're too lazy to express it yourself, your Valentine's card proves that you care enough to send the best. (Melissa White)
"Withholding the truth, even when you have the perfect opportunity to offend someone, is what real love amounts to." (David Sedaris)
"Can officially certify that these days, the route to a man's heart is not through beauty, food, sex, or enticing character, but just the ability to seem not very interested in him," (Bridget Jones's Diary)